The pumpkin harvest was neither here nor there but each pumpkin harvested was riddled with the most amazing array of stretch marks. I feel sorry for the pumpkins because I know what it feels like. Stretch marks are part of growing up (for some people) and there is very little you can do about it. More than the physical scars, it’s others peoples perceptions of stretch marks that hurt the most. Guys especially think you must have been morbidly obese at some point to get stretch marks. Not true ninja face. You get them from growing, be it in your youth, pregnancy or weight gain. Maybe it has to do with skin types or something but regardless, obesity is not the only cause. So leave me and my pumpkins alone.